Book 2: Both an Ox and a Moron…(Family-Friendly Fantasy Series)

Family-friend Fantasy Series A Wonderful Week for a Quest

Book 2: Oxen and Morons

The first musical quest was only the beginning! Waking up with a taco hangover after celebrating their last win, Bellissimo realizes there’s more to the Uppercase prophecy than they thought, and this part deals with her! With Sir Roderick at her side, she must defeat the Beandom’s four fearsome Oxymorons: the Little Giant, the Jumbo Shrimp, the Living Dead, and the Moronic Ox. Success will bring them to the mythical One Bean and the Treasure of Ages, but can she succeed, working with a man with an ego bigger than Mount Ominous? More than treasure, she hopes to obtain the greatest gift of all: the ability to sleep in whenever she wants.

Oxen and Morons Humorous Family Friendly Fantasy series book 2

“I think a lot of the humor may have gone over this old gray head of mine, but I was still laughing so much while listening to this Monty Pythonesque audiobook. It was hilarious. I lost it over the 3 clues, especially when they encountered the Jumbo Shrimp the size of an elephant. I will never think of tacos and nachos the same way again.”

-Amazon Reviewer

“This is a witty and intelligent story…In this quest, Bellissimo and Sir Roderick are tasked with defeating four menacing Oxymorons. As they encounter Little Giant, the Living Dead, Jumbo Shrimp and the Moronic Ox, they are able to find the treasure. With a nod to Taco Tuesday and the most delicious, nutritious bean, there’s no way you can read this book without a smile on your face. The narration by Kevin Perkins is animated and delightful!”

-Audible Reviewer